How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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