I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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