My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
only you would photoshop your dick
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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