YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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