We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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