youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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