have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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