Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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