My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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