So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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