I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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