dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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