so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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