youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The best revenge is premature balding
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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