He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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