if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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