hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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