Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
