I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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