Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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