Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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