Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
