I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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