I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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