hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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