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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.

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• (925): View more from California

  All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'

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