You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)