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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.

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• (650): View more from California

  We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.

  (1-601): View more from Mississippi

  Oh my god.

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  The ballsiest level.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.

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