Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.