Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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