his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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