I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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