so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i dont even know how to be here
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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