That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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