Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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