The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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