I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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