I think I am morally bankrupt
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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