Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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