Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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