No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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