I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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