So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
