he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love having hate sex.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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