Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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