Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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