she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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