Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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