So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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