Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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