Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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