Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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