im drinking this country out of the recession.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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