yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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