I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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