i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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