I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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